What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Why am I attracted to older men?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

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Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Should I believe JD Vance's claim that Tim Walz lied about needing medical intervention to get pregnant?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

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Minds and Behinds

No way

Thumbs down again.

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